NO PICTURES... AND PLEASE AVERT YOUR EYES

Okay kiddies so I am wondering if being born devastatingly sexy is not a burden... A strange thing has come to pass since I have been here in Atlanta.... I get MOBBED on the streets, when I am grocery shopping, just at the drug store in sweats and a ripped up tee trying to buy Lube., in the park attempting to spend a little QT with Onassis.. I GET MOBBED...stared at, cat called... AND MOBBED. I finally know how Diana Ross must feel when all she wants to do is to run to Ralph's and pick up her Cheerios and she has some creep shouting at her from the sidelines and people gawking at her.. Jay Luv has never in his life been subjected to this type of adoration.. it can be very frightening at first. Jay luv wants sometimes to blend in and be LEFT ALONE.. It is a very seductive thing but at the same time burdensome. Does anyone like to have their beauty praised and noticed? I think yes... Can it get to be too much??? Yes! and When is it TOO MUCH? These are great questions.. I will definitely say that the experiences that I have had like the man hidden in the bushes, hissing at me. Or the group of guys that offered one by one to "suck on it and make it grow" ... and lets not forget the other men who yelled at me that I had a "nice squat" when i bent down to adjust Aristotle's harness... these are things that I hear on the DAILY.. I find myself wanting to scream "NO PICTURES!!!!!" Alas kiddies this is the BURDEN of beauty and celebrity.. I have been being stared at my whole adult life.. at first I never knew why. Then I was told by someone that it was not only my looks but the way that I put myself together.. That the eyes on me was a GOOD thing and something that i should embrace.. not worry about.. its when the eyes are no longer on Jay Luv then I should worry. So I have learned a few tricks to deal with this.. I number one am always on my A game when i step outta the house. I MUST LOOK GOOD.. after all... they expect that of me.. I have perfected the chilly smile and blank stare.. this works wonders when some knuckle head is shouting at you and asking you questions.. I just fix him with this glazed over, wide eyed stare and a frozen smile.. all the while he is pelting me with questions..."what yo name is man?" "why u not answerin me" And I am not speaking.. yet still smiling and staring at him...BLANKLY.. WORKS LIKE A CHARM.. and finally there is the old... hold your Iphone up to your ear and PRETEND.. that you are talking.. this is not always effective as SOME wolves will approach anyway..however in a pinch i break her out from time to time. All these work when dealing with the burden of beauty.. I feel differently with the attention.. at the end of the day I realize.. this is what i signed up for when I became....JAY LUV.... til next time kiddies.. FAREWELL