SEX.... AND THE SINGLE MAN

Well Kiddies as I said the last time we spoke, The kidd was taking a little time out to... uhhh... enjoy the scenery.. taste some of these GA Peaches.... play with the MEN.. Oh how i do love the boys! or as myself and BFF like to say.. Boys, Boys ALL TYPES OF BOYS.. To that end, I purposefully decided to amp up the dance card.. I have to say that though I have spent at least 50% of my time in the company of a different man each day (AND DAMN IM TIRED) popping up at such spots..as Twist, Noodle, and Shout..Straits, and Justins to name a few ..( i dont like Cheap dates..as a rule)... I can proudly say that I have not busted a Red Light Special with ANYONE of them... and I like it that way. I have chosen in recent years NOT to date at all as I find the act unsettling.. It to me was almost like a job interview..I felt like a dog in one of those dog shows "And here comes our next entry Sweet Baby Jay, he is the oldest in the Toy Poodle Division.. look at his shiny coat, and elegant gait.." Ugh... no thank you..I hated the feeling of getting myself all dressed up and hauling myself out to impress some little imp who probably would bore the pants off me as I smile and try with all my might to make it through yet another bad date.... YAWN.. at the end of most of my previous dates.. I would always end up saying one of 2 things to myself...either.."DOES HE THINK HE JUST DID SOMETHING HERE???? SHEEIT... I COULDA HAD A V8" orrR "I WASHED MY HAIR FOR THIS??" Just an overall waste of my time.. the attempting to create conversation and act alive and smile trying to make this person with the mental capacity of cheese feel that he was saying the most interesting things on earth.. NO MAAM.. I jst opted out.. Well I must say that dating this time around actually has proved to be very interesting.. funny.. and well.. Fun.. I actually took it back to the old skool and did the whole going to the movies and making out deal.. and lets just say those pesky ushers and their stupid flashlights are simply NOT FUN! I find myself looking forward to going out on dates with men that keep me engaged in conversation, even the bad ones are funny to me.. BFF and I get together and have our sessions on Saturday and in between shopping too much, eating too much, and drinking too much we usually recount the horror stories and laugh our well clad butts off. For example there was the man that asked me out.. and though he said he was 48 years old, i didnt feel any way about it... that is until while we were having dessert at Ruth's Chris.. he proceeded to take out his teeth... Or the man who after laying in my bed and watching one of the most dreary movies with me ( a stinkin film this louse recommended)pulls out his WEDDING RING and puts her back on his finger.. *sigh* lets just say that after a few whacks to the back with one of my Gold golf clubs.. I dont think I will be seeing HIM again.. Laugh... but all in all I must say.. it's good to be back on the dating scene.. though i often ask myself, when the lights are off, and some random tongue is being shoved down my throat.. "when the sun comes up...is it something we will both regret?".. but still.... I gotta admit..IM HAVIN THE TIME OF MY LIFE..TASTING THE RAINBOW.. AND ALL THE FLAVORS TASTE GOOOOOOD